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dispatchesfromdenver:

thehomoboyzach:

Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present to you the destruction of the sanctity of marriage.

they are just so freaking awesome I cannot handle it

(via partysaurusrexxx-deactivated201)

Source: scarlettswan17

eyehatedann:

jawbreakerjett:

i do these every time because drugs are expensive.

This is exactly like LSD. Now I know why it is illegal.

I don’t know whether or not this is like LSD, but it’s freaking weird.

(via xfantasmical)

dowdyinsweatshirts:

nessfraserloves:

spookybakipa:

str8nochaser:

fitvillains:

“There’s Only One Thing To Do When The Internet Calls You Fat”

I laughed, cried, fist pumped and watched it twice.

The BEST thing you’ll see all day.

DOPENESS. 

“i will always be the bigger person - literally!”

I fucking love Lindy West. Always have.

I know it might be old news by now, but if y’all haven’t read her brutal and amazing article from Slog re: Dan Savage’s fatphobia (they used to be co-workers, so, y’know…) you should check it out here.

Oh my fucking god this is so perfect she is perfect omg

(via lesbianese)

lacigreen:

lafemmeindienne:

Joanna Krupa in PETA’s anti-fur ad.

….you fucking kidding me, PETA?

PETA is a fucking despicable organization.  Sorry but no, you cannot constantly resort to sexism, racism, and body shame to talk about animal cruelty.  Not to mention all the offensive and disturbing video ads they’ve put out trivializing abuse and genocide.  

lacigreen:

lafemmeindienne:

Joanna Krupa in PETA’s anti-fur ad.

….you fucking kidding me, PETA?

PETA is a fucking despicable organization.  Sorry but no, you cannot constantly resort to sexism, racism, and body shame to talk about animal cruelty.  Not to mention all the offensive and disturbing video ads they’ve put out trivializing abuse and genocide.  

babylonian:

i’m a fucking moron for never having noticed this before

bustygirlcomics:

“I thought you were joking.”

allisonweiss:

ALLISON WEISS… SPOOKY STORIES!!!

Whats up ghouls and boils. It’s Halloween. Last night I decided to do something fun for the internet, and so today I present to you a collection of dramatic readings performed by yours truly.

Sometimes when I’m on tour, I like to make someone in the van read Wikipedia movie synopses aloud to everyone else. It’s like you’re watching the movie but instead you’re hearing it, kind of. This is what I have done for you.

Join me on a journey of danger and suspense as I read you three of my favorite spooky movies and one bonus spooky short film (posted above)! Plus, reblog this post and you could win a movie of your own (see below).

Click here and download all four tracks for FREE over at allisonweiss.bandcamp.com

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**REBLOG for a chance to win an iTunes download of any spooky movie your heart desires! Winner will be announced tonight at midnight EST**