Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present to you the destruction of the sanctity of marriage.
they are just so freaking awesome I cannot handle it
I’M SORRY, BUT I HAVE TO GO. WHILE I APPRECIATE EVERYTHING YOU’VE DONE FOR ME I SIMPLY CAN’T STAY IN A HOUSE WHERE PEOPLE USE SINGLE-PLY TOILET PAPER. I’M ALL FOR BEING FRUGAL BUT THERE’S A POINT WHERE YOU HAVE TO PUT EVERYONE’S HEALTH AND SAFETY ABOVE SAVINGS.
TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF. I WISH YOU THE BEST.
I’D SHAKE YOUR HAND BUT I DON’T WANT TO TOUCH YOUR DIRTY POOP FINGERS.
(via xfantasmical)Source: animalstalkinginallcaps
I feel like this captures the essence of why people have relationships with one another. Not just sharing the good and bad times (or the sex), but mostly the hopelessly mundane times that you’ll never remember any one instance from the rest. Alone, they can be crippling boredom, and together they can be the same, but it seems to be easier when you’ve got someone to share it with.
(via feministpizza)Source: accidentalbear.com