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dispatchesfromdenver:

thehomoboyzach:

Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present to you the destruction of the sanctity of marriage.

they are just so freaking awesome I cannot handle it

(via partysaurusrexxx-deactivated201)

animalstalkinginallcaps:

I’M SORRY, BUT I HAVE TO GO. WHILE I APPRECIATE EVERYTHING YOU’VE DONE FOR ME I SIMPLY CAN’T STAY IN A HOUSE WHERE PEOPLE USE SINGLE-PLY TOILET PAPER. I’M ALL FOR BEING FRUGAL BUT THERE’S A POINT WHERE YOU HAVE TO PUT EVERYONE’S HEALTH AND SAFETY ABOVE SAVINGS.

TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF. I WISH YOU THE BEST.

I’D SHAKE YOUR HAND BUT I DON’T WANT TO TOUCH YOUR DIRTY POOP FINGERS.

(via xfantasmical)

cardamine:

decker this is so stupid cute and whimsical and disgusting we need them

(via theanimalblog)

a-man-called-d:

I liked this prompt. It was entirely up to me. Which is rad.

Dandelion.

What.

dmqk:

Quick digital drawing since it’s been a while between pups.

(via tamaulipana)

slothville:

Spectators heading down to Slothville to watch the SLOTH OLYMPICS today will catch the kings of snooze duke it out in one of the most hotly anticipated games of the competition: COMPETITIVE BEAN EATING

(via slothville)

I can’t take it much longer…I need one.

vocalmime:

I feel like this captures the essence of why people have relationships with one another.  Not just sharing the good and bad times (or the sex), but mostly the hopelessly mundane times that you’ll never remember any one instance from the rest.  Alone, they can be crippling boredom, and together they can be the same, but it seems to be easier when you’ve got someone to share it with.

(via feministpizza)