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#the photo that ended mitt romney’s presidential campaign

OMG!!! The president dusting his shoulders off with Beyonce any Jay-Z.  

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I’m disgustingly in love and if I was anyone else I’d vomit all over us.  Since I’m on the  inside of this sickening duo, I couldn’t be fuckin’ happier.  

thedoeling:

David Duchovny, why won’t you love me?

That episode is one of my favorites

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annieelainey:

AM I SUPPOSED TO HATE MY BODY?

Tummy love.

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teamcoco:

From Animal Expert David Mizejewski’s Baby Brown Bear Visit

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slothville:

How to cheer up a sad sloth

Even baby sloths can suffer from a bad case of the Mondays. And Sebastian here has got the sloth blues big time. This clip shows how to cheer up a sad sloth which is something everyone should know. It’s from the TV show ‘Meet the Sloths’ which gets its UK premiere on Animal Planet, March 4th 2012 and features some seriously happy sloths. Don’t miss it!

hunchedoveratypewriter:

zeekayart:

these are the best middle aged men around

The world is not ready

I was ready 7 years ago. I’m not sure if I’m ready anymore.

brohamsandwich:

And here I am holding a box of doughnuts as if it were a human child.

#captions to read to my cat grandchildren

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om nom nom

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